when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
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this is such a powerful photo
yes
shit shock just went through my whilee body
dudes..mind blown
chills.
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HAHAHAHAH I remember when i reblogged her LOL. this is epic
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OMG! lmao…. who wore it better?
GO HOME TUMBLR!!!!!
LMAO
LMAO!
The couch like so wore it better
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this.
Is it wrong to want to get married just to have moments like these?
amazing
I’M CRYING LOL
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